I'm Still Lost
POSTED BY James ON 6/3/12
I have to say when I keep saying I am going to update this more I have yet to stick to it. Life gets busy, stupid TV shows entertain us...blah blah. Speaking of stupid, LOST SPOILER ALERT: What a stupid show! I got into Lost 6 years ago after the first season had ended I was reading about this show full of mystery and it seemed interesting so I rented the DVDs. Amazing was all I could think after watching the first season. Tons of mystery, great character development, and this crazy island that you never knew what you were going to see. I was so excited for the second season but my attention span for sitting and waiting week to week for each new show was small so I decided to wait until each season was done to watch its entirety.
I read and watched tons of behind the scene articles and videos and these writers had supposedly mapped out the entire show when they started and knew exactly how it was going to end. Wow this really seemed exciting that they knew how it was all going to play out with all of this mystery and could keep it up knowing that one day they would answer all of these questions. So they decided 6 seasons would be enough for them to map this story out.
So the second season comes along inside the hatch and it was fantastic...well at least for the first half of the season till "The Others," came out. "The Others," which they refer to all throughout the entire series are other people who live on the Island. Other people? You know at first I didn't let it bother me and thought it was kind of interesting but the more I think about it...the others...that is the dumbest name in the world for people you are supposed to be afraid of...ohhhh....other people. Maybe they should have called them neighbors, or guys that live down the street. More mysteries surface this season and I start to wonder if they are ever going to tell me why there is a damn polar bear on this Island.
Now I might be getting my timeline wrong on the seasons but so comes the black smoke, women’s babies dying, time travel, Islands moving themselves to a different place, Ben Linus being bad, good, bad...blah..blah. Each season became more ridiculous. 50 new mysteries and 3 of them solved. So if I was going to go back and count, I am sure there would be approximately 6,439 mysteries in the entire 6 seasons, 12 of which they gave me an answer for. Now don't get me wrong, it did keep me interested even though with each season I thought the show was losing sight of whatever they had originally intended, I figured I watched the show for this long, I will stay on this sinking ship and finish the show which brings me to season 6.
Jacob handpicked all of these people to be on this Island as candidates. Ok, candidates for what reason I keep asking myself. Somebody told me because The Black Smoke was going to kill him. I just realized how dumb that last sentence sounds and why I should have quit watching this show. Black Smoke? Why did he turn into black smoke? Why didn't Jacob just turn into a high powered fan and blow the black smoke away. STUPID! Why did Jacob need a replacement and what exactly does he do? Protects the Island is the so called story line. What are you protecting it from...a new ice age coming in?
So the bottom line I read in Entertainment Weekly 6 years ago that they were stuck in purgatory and that’s what this Island was. The writers said no that is not what it is. I really don’t think they had any clue as to what they were going after when they started this show. I think they just kept adding more mystery to the Island hoping to keep us viewers interested and they won. They didn't lie about the purgatory even though that’s how they ended the show. It turns out only the last sideways world in Season 6 was the purgatory and that the Island was real. So all of those Polar bears are still running around the Island trying to figure out why Desmond was pushing a button for years.
This just in...I am going to be writing a new concept album. It is going to start with a story about Ninja tree planters who play backgammon with John Wayne next to the Eiffel tower and then at the end it’s going to..............